C'est un Secret...

it is not me who's going to have a wedding banquet.
it is another friend of mine from junior high.

after seeing so many wedding banquets ( or the pictures).
i am obsessed with the way my future wedding banquet is going to be.
please note, everybody,
there is no one,
no one, who can decide what kind of wedding banquet i should have.
not my parents, not my grandmother, not my friends.
no one.
you may give suggestions, but never go against my will.

i haven't decided which kind of wedding banquet i would like to have.
however, i have made a list of things that will never get a chance to appear in my perfect wedding banquet.

1. 辦桌
2. gold necklace or rings or bracelets with absolutely no style nor grace and do not match my wedding gown
3. silly gowns
4. strippers
5. karaoke
6. fire shows with a bunch of waiters and chef walking around showing the food
7. last, but not least, too much alcohol.

here, i am going to elucidate no. 7
i surely will provide alcohol in the banquet
yet there won't be too much
there will only be red and white wine to collocate the food
and a limit number of bottles of each table
i would not like to have a happy wedding today, and see a obituary tomorrow
the best way to control is to limit the number of wine
and no one is allowed to get drunk in my wedding banquet
if there's anyone who drinks too much and starts to talk nonesense loudly with a blushed face
i will ask him/her to take a cab home
uh, no
actually i will kick his/her ass and throw him/her in the cab
you may go clubbing or whatever after my wedding banquet
just don't mess up with my lovely big day

ok, done with the complaining.
now here's something i'd really like to put in my banquet
and i will add some others when come into mind

1. a dance floor
2. a jazz band
3. napkins
4. great wine
5. polite waiters/waitresses

so far.

oh, one more thing,
if there's anyone who asks me or me and my future husband to hold stupid stuffed animals while taking wedding pictures
i swear,
i will kill him/her.